Writings
Asking for Help
I hated the buses at Disney World.
How Do They Do It?
In high school French, I listed my favorite foods as potatoes, milk, and butter. These were not foods, but a recipe.
Internet Search History of Someone Raised Without Teeth
are tomato sauce and ketchup the same thing
Hair
My house used to be covered in my hair. A bunch of S-shaped curls dotting the living room that I slept in.
Socks
I started wearing socks when I was twenty-three. I was crashing on a friend's couch and that's what she was doing. I went to Kmart and spent a half hour picking socks.
Yellow
My dad had a pool. Most people in Florida did.
Pistachios
Three months ago, I was hungry for pistachios.
The Piano
I recently stopped speaking to my mother. She got the rest of the family in the divorce.
What Do People Without Teeth Have Nightmares About?
Sometimes I dream I have teeth.
Jaws
I was at a party.
Why Don't Kids Report Abuse?
When I was fourteen, I called animal control on my dad.
Mirrors
Sometimes I try looking in the mirror.
Spinach
When I was twenty-nine, I started eating vegetables.